DJ K-Tell & The Dumpsta' Players present:

Church of the Poisoned Mind

Wednesday, February 22nd
10pm doors, 11pm showtime-sharp!
@ Bob & Barbara's
1509 South Street
Info: (215) 545-4511
www.dumpstaplayers.org
www.youtube.com/dumpstaplayers
$1.99 cover 21+

MRS. MILLER VS. WESTBORE-O BAPTIST CHURCH!R
SHIRLEY FLIPS-HEROVER DOES GAGA!
ABORTO THE CLOWN ON THE RAMPAGE!

When Mrs. Miller gets a frantic call from her lesbian granddaughter, Mona Miller, she rushes off to Memphis to confront the Westbore-o Baptist Church! Fred Flips and his Family of ferocious freaks are threatening to firebomb Mona's cucumber farm, accusing Mona of running an Abortionplex!

Star FUX TV News correspondent, Lisa Jones, reports at the protest and gets thrust into the melee herself! Can Mrs. Miller and the Memphis Gay Alliance's choruses of Beatles tunes drown out the Bible thumpers? Can Manhattan psychoanalyst Dr. Judy Newman shrink Fred's head? And what threat does the notorious Aborto The Clown pose??

Make some new protest signs, study up on your Bible quotes, but don't miss-

"CHURCH OF THE POISONED MIND!"