Marni
Member since 2000

Marni spends her time jetting to far off lands, where she is an international model. In her off time she solves crimes, hob-knobs with royalty and is 23rd in line for the Monaco throne. Oh wait, that's someone else's life. I'm a customer service rep. I perform in RHPS, go to the PA Ren Faire, and I'm funny. Ricky keeps me around because sometimes he just needs a pair of big breasts in the show.

Complete Dumpsta-ography:

Mother of the Groom, Girlfriend of the Rabbi in Beware the Brides of March
(March 2000)
Contestant in Prom Trash 2000 (April 2000)
Sal Talberts in Kinderbitch Follies (June 2000)
Gluttony (of the 7 Deadly Sins) in Summer Asylum (June 2001)
Beach bum druggie in Clam Baked (July 2001)
Martika in Stinkin' 80s (February 2002)
Sound chick and immigrant in International Follies (January and March 2004)
Snap/Smack in Krispy Smacks Broadway Revue (November 2004)
Bell ringer in Death Under the Mistletoe (December 2004)
Cher in The Many Loves of Mrs. Miller (February 2004)
Linda Perry of 4 Non-Blondes and Macarena dancer in Stinkin' 90s (March 2005)