Crystal
Member since 2001

The Dark Crystal has been writing, acting, singing, dancing and generally making an ass out of herself since her four-year-old debut in her grandmother's wig, singing Madonna tunes into a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Her main talents usually lend themselves to the Finer Arts of Craftiness & Wizardry, or at least Vampishness, though occasionally she puts these grand talents aside to toss on a wig, costume and affect some fabulous character. And sometimes she even puts down the dice to go on stage.

She is very grateful to be in the scandalous Dumpsta Players, and to be working with such a fantastic group of imagination and whimsicality. While she does hope one day to finally fulfill her dream of blossoming into a true Drag Queen, she is content to simply be a Drag Princess-in-Training...

Her favorite characters include 'Speed Racer' from Officer Manley's Cops and the ultimate thrill for a Dumpsta--joining the Kuntzmann clan as the third Jules Faith Miriam Rosen Kuntzmann in Death Under the Mistletoe.

Her spontaneous performances continue unchecked to this day, and some prophesize that eventually one will deliver this world into the next Oblivion, or perhaps an Evil Sitcom...

Complete Dumpsta-ography:

K-Tell Kult Klassic
Sesamean Streets
Chardonna Attacks!
Dead 90s Revue
Drama Beach Wipeout
Lord of Miss Thingz
Wreck-Loose
Prom Trash Vegas
Octoberfist III
Revenge of the Koffee Klatch 7
Tiny Coletta's Ideal Fashions Fiasco
Prom Trash: Just Say No
Gay-Tell Hot as Hell Revue
Kuntzmann Episode II: Terror Has Two Faces
Officer Manley's Cops
Kreepy Kaleidoscope II
Krispy Smacks Broadway Revue
Death Under the Mistletoe
The Many Loves of Mrs. Miller
Stinkin' 90s
PROMTRASH 86
Pari$$$ is Burning
Dumpsta Horror Picture Show
OCTOBERFIST IV
NC-17
100 Proof